What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What did the terrorist say about his popular reddit post?

I didn't expect this to blow up like it did!*

Why do terrorists in Antarctica love being interrogated?

Snow boarding is fun as hell.

Orphanage Jokes More Orphanage Jokes

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

Camp Jokes More Camp Jokes

Why is camping so much fun?

It's intense!

Whats camp for kids with ADD called?

Concentration camp.

Accident Jokes More Accident Jokes

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

A: She moved.

Terrorist Training Camp Jokes More Terrorist Training Camp Jokes

What's the difference between a Afghanistan wedding and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.

What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!