What you get served at KFC is original.
E.T. phoned home.
A: A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.
In bite-sized pieces.
Humburgers!
Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs there's still a greasy box to put your bone in.
By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.