What you get served at KFC is original.
A knife has a point.
E.T. learned English and went home.
Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"
Because you can't drink and derive
After you're done with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box.
After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.