What do you tell a slow tomato?

what Ketchup

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How can you tell if someone with parkinsons has hypothermia?

You can't. That's what makes it so funny.

How do you know when someone is a single mother?

Don't worry! They will tell you!

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What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips