What do you tell a slow tomato?

what Ketchup

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How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

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What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together?

Poverty.

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!