What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together?

Poverty.

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Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

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What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together?

Poverty.

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

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How do you solve world hunger and poverty simultaneously?

By feeding the poor to the hungry.

What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common?

Princess Diana can't stop either