What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together?

Poverty.

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Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

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What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

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What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together?

Poverty.

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'