Raman Jokes

What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

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How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

How do you end a prayer to the Noodle God?

Ramen.

What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

What does a noodle say after praying?

Ramen

What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together?

Poverty.