What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

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What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

Why are so many ghosts alcoholics?

Because they love BOOOOoooOOoOoOoooooooze!!

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What did you ask to Santa Claus this year?

The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

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What does a bee from Asia do?

Nepallinates flowers.

What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

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What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together?

Poverty.

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.