What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

What is Lil' John's favorite exercise?

Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!

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Who's there ! Asia ! Asia who ?

Asia mum in

How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.

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How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together?

Poverty.