What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.

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What's the difference between starlings and swallows?

Your mum doesn't starlings.

What's the difference between George Washington and Nicki Minaj?

Nicki Minaj never owned slaves.(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Gr1p4KtgOXc)

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Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

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What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

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What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

What do you call a 10 ten old Irish boy who doesn't go to church?

A virgin

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How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Only one but he'll tell everybody.

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Google, like everybody does.

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What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.

What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz

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What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.