Counterfitz
Because people are dying to get in.
Too many Cheetahs.
He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together
Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.
Irish pride
30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.
So he can pretend she's decomposing.
Amoxicillin
Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.