One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.
St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.
Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!
Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.
Counterfitz
One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.
Regular rocks are too heavy.
Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!
He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together
Trotsky's Revenge
He had a *lovely finish*.
She's the one wearing knee pads.
Denim Denim Denim......
She had a weast infection.
The German.
You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.
A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"
Your honor.
Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.
Cut off their lips
A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.
If they're black, they can't feed a family.
He was always Stalin in his manual!
A: Your car.
