St. Patrick Jokes

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

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What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?

He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together

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What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

Ireland Jokes More Ireland Jokes

Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast?

because the population is always Dublin.

Why did the pirate go to Ireland?

he thought he was going to Arrrland.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

Who Wears The Old Clothes Of Angela Merkel?

Angela Merkel.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

Christopher Columbus Jokes More Christopher Columbus Jokes

What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays."

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

Scotsman Jokes More Scotsman Jokes

How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs it's cheaper to sit in the dark

What's the difference between an angel and a Scotsman?

To one you say, "Hey you, get off my cloud!" The other: "Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.

Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

What's the difference between pickled ginger and a pressure washer?

One is a palate cleanser, the other is a pallet cleanser.