One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.
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Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.
St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.
Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!
Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.
Counterfitz
One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.
Regular rocks are too heavy.
Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!
He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together
White
They all died in Tennessee
So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.
Penaltea!
Hunch-black of Notre Dame
A six pack and a potato
Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.
A tyre (attire)
Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it
Wonderbread. Anyone want to be my friend
Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.
Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!
He's living under a rock.
A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.
The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.
