What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a book and a Mexican?

A book has papers.

What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What cars do wolves drive?

Auuuuuuuuuuuuudis!

Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction

Native Americans Jokes More Native Americans Jokes

What do Native Americans call vegetarians?

Poor hunters

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

St. Patrick Jokes More St. Patrick Jokes

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

Christopher Columbus Jokes More Christopher Columbus Jokes

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

How did Christopher Columbus 'discover' America?

By occident

Ireland Jokes More Ireland Jokes

Why is Dublin the capital of Ireland?

Cause it keeps on Dublin and Dublin.

What's the difference between Iceland and Ireland?

A consonant.