What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What is so bad about being half black and half asian?

You can steal a car but you can't drive it.

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you call a stampede of mexicans running away from a snake?

panic

What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

Native Americans Jokes More Native Americans Jokes

Why do Native Americans wear jock straps?

TOTEM POLE

Why to Native Americans wear Jockstraps?

TOTEM POLE!!

St. Patrick Jokes More St. Patrick Jokes

What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

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