One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.
One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.
You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !
100$ bill
Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"
A boar constrictor !
Sleep in the wardrobe !
For all in tents and porpoises, they're constantly moving.
They lost their reservations.
Counterfitz
They were all born on holidays."
By occident
Cos' they keep Dublin and Dublin and Dublin...