What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the strippers and the circus?

The circus has a cunning array of stunts.

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the engineer drive the backwards?

He had a loco motive.

What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom?

A momma's boa.

Why don't snakes like Vitamin C?

Because it's an anti-hisstamine.

Native Americans Jokes More Native Americans Jokes

Why are Native Americans the most successfull strippers?

Because when they dance, they make it rain.

Why didn't the native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.

St. Patrick Jokes More St. Patrick Jokes

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Christopher Columbus Jokes More Christopher Columbus Jokes

How did Christopher Columbus 'discover' America?

By occident

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

Ireland Jokes More Ireland Jokes

Why is everyone investing in Ireland?

because the capital is always Dublin!

How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?

By sending in millions of Muslims