One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.
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Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty
Farty.
Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
he thought he was going to Arrrland.
A virgin.
Arrrish
Are ye alright in the back there lads?
Cos' they keep Dublin and Dublin and Dublin...
Urine luck
Because its capital is always Dublin.
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They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Pubs
Ireland: More bars in more places
Cause it keeps on Dublin and Dublin.
A consonant.
When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.
because the capital is always Dublin!
Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes.
Because it's capital is always Dublin.
Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble.
None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive.
because the population is always Dublin.
By sending in millions of Muslims
Paddy O' Furniture
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What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time? Urine-nation!
You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.
He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise
Rekt-javk
Ice cubes.
Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!
Because they had no bars on their cells!
Son: "Who's farted"
Air Force
Because they're *revolting*
So the can smell like big girls!
OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!
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