One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.
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Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty
Farty.
Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
he thought he was going to Arrrland.
A virgin.
Arrrish
Are ye alright in the back there lads?
Cos' they keep Dublin and Dublin and Dublin...
Urine luck
Because its capital is always Dublin.
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They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Pubs
Ireland: More bars in more places
Cause it keeps on Dublin and Dublin.
A consonant.
When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.
because the capital is always Dublin!
Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes.
Because it's capital is always Dublin.
Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble.
None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive.
because the population is always Dublin.
By sending in millions of Muslims
Paddy O' Furniture
If they had one more it would be to farty
Because AT&T has the best coverage
Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!
His son with your DVD player! I mean no racism in this joke*
She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra
I'm in light urn.'
Because it's a place of war ship.
He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.
Irish accent) Because one more and it would be too farty.
They'll never work.
The french army at the beginning of a war!
He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.
A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"
It was Saint Patrick's Day.
