What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

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What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

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What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

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Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."