Saint Patrick Jokes

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.