What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

Previous Random Joke Next

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

What did one leper say to another?

Got yer nose!

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

Saint Patrick Jokes More Saint Patrick Jokes

What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

Honor Jokes More Honor Jokes

Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

Which sports team honors the true spirit of Thanksgiving?

The Redskins

Saint Patrick Day Jokes More Saint Patrick Day Jokes

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.