What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

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What do you get when you mix a hippie and a yellow?

Mello Yellow

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

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What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

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What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

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What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.