What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

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Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.

What do you get when you mix a car and a refrigerator?

A car-brrrrr-etor I'll see myself out.

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

Saint Patrick Jokes More Saint Patrick Jokes

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

Honor Jokes More Honor Jokes

When they named the state of New Mexico were they degrading the state or honoring Mexico?

it seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.

Saint Patrick Day Jokes More Saint Patrick Day Jokes

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.