What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

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What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

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What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

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What's the best/worst dirty joke you know?

In honor of the recent joke trends I ask you what is the dirtiest joke you know?

How do single people honor valentine's day?

By Celibating!

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What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.