Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

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Whats Black and never works?

Decaffeinated coffee, ya racist.

Whats the most common work of fiction?

The average persons resume

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Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

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What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.

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What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

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Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

What's better than honor?

Inner

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Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.