Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

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Whats the difference between a duck?

One foots both the same!

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

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Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

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What's the worst thing at a bad joke party?

The punch lines.

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!"

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Why did the dog go to the funeral?

Because he was a paw bearer.

How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

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How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

What's better than honor?

Inner

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What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!