The guest of honor always shows up late!
Decaffeinated coffee, ya racist.
The average persons resume
Because they will be at your funeral in spirit
There were too many vets.
Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.
A horoscope.
You have served your porpoise.
At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.
Inner
He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.