How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

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Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.

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When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

Duty Jokes More Duty Jokes

Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team?

unfazed*

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When they named the state of New Mexico were they degrading the state or honoring Mexico?

it seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens

How do single people honor valentine's day?

By Celibating!

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How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

What are the three most important things to an orthopedic surgeon's business?

Dislocation, dislocation, dislocation