How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

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Why was the Headless Horseman depressed?

He could never seem to get ahead in life.

How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff ...I'll see myself out

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

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What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

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How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

What's the best/worst dirty joke you know?

In honor of the recent joke trends I ask you what is the dirtiest joke you know?

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What are the three most important things to an orthopedic surgeon's business?

Dislocation, dislocation, dislocation

How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.