What's the best/worst dirty joke you know?

In honor of the recent joke trends I ask you what is the dirtiest joke you know?

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Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

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How does a road reply when you ask it how work is going?

It's tiring.

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

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Which sports team honors the true spirit of Thanksgiving?

The Redskins

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

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What's THE dirtiest joke you know?

Please make it extra dirty with a side of dirty.

What's the best/worst dirty joke you know?

In honor of the recent joke trends I ask you what is the dirtiest joke you know?