What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

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How do you know you are in a real lesbian bar?

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Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

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What's black and got ten arms?

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What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

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Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.