What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

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What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman?

The car salesman knows he is lying.

What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus. :/

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What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

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What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

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What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino