What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

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How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?

You-knew-who

What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady?

but we would never know because he couldn't stand up

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What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

How do you hire an elephant ?

Stand it on four bricks !

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What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

How the hell did he escaped?

Guard : He went through the entrance.

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What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know