What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

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Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.

How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

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Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.

Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing?

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What the hell are you doing here in my white and gold dress?

No honey, it s not what it looks like."

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But chessy but gets a good giggle :D

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What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

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