Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

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What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

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Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

What do you call a part gopher, part duck, and part you?

A Gophuckyourself.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why is an elephant braver than a hen ?

Because the elephant isn't chicken !

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A: A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

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What would you have if your car's motor was in flames?

A fire engine.

Why is Paul Walker and Rihannas new song the same?

They both went up in flames.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why do frogs have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

Flat Foot Jokes More Flat Foot Jokes

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

Why do elephants have flat feet?

from jumpin' outta palm trees, duh

Flame Duck Jokes More Flame Duck Jokes

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.