Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!

What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!"

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What does a duck like to have for breakfast?

Quacker Oats

Why is a duck when it's round?

Because the farther it flies, the fewer.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

How do you get down off an elephant?

You don't. You get down off a goose.

Flame Jokes More Flame Jokes

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

What Happened to the Man who Threw a Flaming Bag of Poo?

He got turd degree burns.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

What goes all around the world but stays in one corner the entire time?

Stamps!

Flat Foot Jokes More Flat Foot Jokes

Why do elephants have flat feet?

from jumpin' outta palm trees, duh

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

Flame Duck Jokes More Flame Duck Jokes

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.