Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty?

He caught on fire.

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What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

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How do you catch a WiFi?

With an ethernet!

How did Princess Aurora catch her prince?

She became a sleeper agent

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Why would Pinocchio make a bad criminal?

He wasn't cut out for this.

Why is pinocchio so good in the bedroom?

He nose what he's doing

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What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

What happens when a Pokemon goes through puberty?

It's bells sprout.