Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty?

He caught on fire.

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Why was the kitten fired from his telemarketing job?

For Catcalling

What do Alicia Keys, Katniss Everdeen, and Joan of Arc all have in common?

They're all girls on fire.

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What bait do you use to catch a space fish?

A worm hole

How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big"

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Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

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Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty?

He caught on fire.

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.