Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty?

He caught on fire.

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What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

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Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

How do you catch digital fish?

With clickbait, of course!

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What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

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What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?

They both lie about their emissions.