Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty?

He caught on fire.

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What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

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How did the high speed car chase end?

Caught eem! Hahaaa caught eem.

Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

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Why is pinocchio so good in the bedroom?

He nose what he's doing

Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty?

He caught on fire.

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What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?

They both lie about their emissions.

What happens when a Pokemon goes through puberty?

It's bells sprout.