Why do bikes have kick-stands?

A: Because they're two-tired.

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Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

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Why can't a bicycle stand with out a kick stand?

It's just two-tired.

Why do bikes have kick-stands?

A: Because they're two-tired.