How do you get your girlfriend to fart?

Pull out

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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married?

Feyonc

What's red, 10 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I try to put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage. sorry.

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How do you know if a black lady is pregnant?

If she pulls out her tampon and all the cotton has been picked.

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.