How do you get your girlfriend to fart?

Pull out

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What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

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Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

Why don't Brazilians wear condoms?

Because they all pull out.