What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

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Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ?

A boa constructor !

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What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

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Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales

Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs