What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

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What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower !

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

What happens when you give a cow a joint?

The steaks are high

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together!

What's a Penguins favorite type of pasta?

Penguini