What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!

What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN . . ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means