What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !

What do you get when you cross a chief with a black belt?

Kung Food!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

Where do cows go to hang out?

The slaughterhouse. Emphasis on **hang**.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet! I'll show myself out.

What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!