What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth?

Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

What do you call a cow in a Russian forest?

A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

What do you call a gang of penguins?

A ganguin