What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth?

Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)

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What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

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Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

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What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth?

Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)

How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope