What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth?

Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)

Previous Random Joke Next

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.

Valley Girl Jokes More Valley Girl Jokes

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

Why are valley girls so odd?

They can't even.

Goth Jokes More Goth Jokes

What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth?

Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)

How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope