Valley Girl Jokes

What do valley girls drink?

Soo-Duhh!

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Why are valley girls so odd?

They can't even.

What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth?

Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

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What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

How can you tell the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.

What did "O" said to "Q"?

Dude, your is hanging out"

Literally Jokes More Literally Jokes

Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

Goth Jokes More Goth Jokes

What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth?

Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)

How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

Ink Jokes More Ink Jokes

What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

Odd Numbered Group Jokes More Odd Numbered Group Jokes

Why do young girls go to the restroom in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

Why do teenage girls seem to always hang out in odd numbered groups?

Two for me and one for you.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl."

Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up