Valley Girl Jokes

What do valley girls drink?

Soo-Duhh!

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Why are valley girls so odd?

They can't even.

What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth?

Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why doesn't Marty McFly drink wine?

Too many Tannens.

What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do

Ink Jokes More Ink Jokes

What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

Literally Jokes More Literally Jokes

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.

Why did the doggy cross the road?

A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball

Goth Jokes More Goth Jokes

How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth?

Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)

Odd Numbered Group Jokes More Odd Numbered Group Jokes

Why do teenage girls travel in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

Why do young girls go to the restroom in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What does toilet paper and office paper have in common?

You can write on both of them with a No. 2

How did I get the balls to write such a grotesque joke?

Gruesome.