Valley Girl Jokes

What do valley girls drink?

Soo-Duhh!

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Why are valley girls so odd?

They can't even.

What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth?

Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

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Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

Why do teenage girls seem to always hang out in odd numbered groups?

Two for me and one for you.

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What do ghosts drink?

BOOOOOZE

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

Ink Jokes More Ink Jokes

What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

Literally Jokes More Literally Jokes

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17?

Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What's the capital of Honduras?

HER: um... ME:writing bad at geo-

What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!