Valley Girl Jokes

What do valley girls drink?

Soo-Duhh!

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Why are valley girls so odd?

They can't even.

What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth?

Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

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Goth Jokes More Goth Jokes

What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth?

Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)

How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

Ink Jokes More Ink Jokes

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*

Literally Jokes More Literally Jokes

Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17?

Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do people say love is like chemistry?

Because you can put it in someones drink

How often do I drink Blue Moon?

Once in awhile.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball

Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

Where do bad pigs go?

They get sent to the pen.