What do valley girls drink?

Soo-Duhh!

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What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

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What do valley girls drink?

Soo-Duhh!

What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth?

Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)