Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant

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What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink?

TAKBEER!

What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

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What did the little cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?

My toe sis!

Which toes?

She answers "My big toes".

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Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent