Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant

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Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%

Why was the hipster drinking milk?

He liked Ice Cream before it was cool

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What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

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What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!"

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?

Toes go in first!

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What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

Why cant people with no feet drink milk?

Because they are lack toes intolorent.