Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do people say love is like chemistry?

Because you can put it in someones drink

What do Canadians drink when the beer is all gone?

Hard eh.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

What's the difference between cows and bulls?

It takes longer to milk the bull.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

What's worse than stubbing your toe?

The Holocaust

Lack Toe Jokes More Lack Toe Jokes

What do you call someone who hates people without toes and can't have ice cream?

Lack-toes intolerant

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent