What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What drink can I get you?

Just ice for Harambe"

Why is it customary to drink 8 mojitos a day in Cuba?

It's the Hemming way.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

What do you mean I can't change the past?

logs on to Wikipedia*

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

Who's there ! Bud ! Bud who ?

Budweiser the King of Beers !