Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.
6
Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.
Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.
Recalculating route.
Alien vs Predator
Because Love means nothing to them.
Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff
I'm sorry, we don't serve food here
Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry