What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"

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Mop Jokes More Mop Jokes

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?

With a mop.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do you call it when a man has a beer in each hand?

Irish handcuffs.

What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because the didn't have the guts to do it.

Why are Skeleton's so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.