What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"

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Mop Jokes More Mop Jokes

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do Canadians drink when the beer is all gone?

Hard eh.

What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song?

You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

How do skeletons make a baby?

They bone