Because they don't have anybody to go with.
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A skeleTON.
Because nothing gets under their skin.
Because his skeleton was in the closet
Because it had nobody to go with.
It's near-humerus.
Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
They bone
A numbskull
A trombone!
With the bare-bones approach.
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They don't.
Because all they can do is bone.
Because the didn't have the guts to do it.
The hide and seek champion.
They're drop dead gorgeous!
Because he had to go with.
Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.
He didn't have the guts for it.
He didn't have any body to go with him.
BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD
Because they always have an anti-body
Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).
Bon'nichiwa
Because he doesn't have a brain
They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!
Because he was skint.
All his work was pro bono.
By Bony Express.
He had "No body " to go with.
A: Because it had no guts.
On a telebone.
A skele**ton**.
He had no body to go with.
An XO skeleton"
Because he had no body to go with!
One with plenty of body in it.
A cell bone. *just got it off a popsicle.
Because it didn't have the nerves.
Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest
Because he had no body to dance with!
The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"
A skeleTon
S*pine* trees!
Fashionably late. I'll be here all week.
He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE
He had no body to go with !
They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.
Because they forgot the g in graveyard.
To bone up on his schoolwork.
Long time, no sea.
He didn't have the guts
Put a leper in a wind tunnel
Because they got no body to dance with!
because he had no body to go with
Because they got no organs.
Because he had no guts.
Because it had nobody.
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
SUPPLIES!
None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet
A Cheetah.
They're trying to get away from the noise.
There were too many vets.
looks over both shoulders....
They're starting to get quite dark
Cause everyone's dying to get in!
Skinning the vegan.
Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.
A couple of seconds.
30 because that's peasants work.
