Skeleton Jokes

Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.

Why was the hipster drinking milk?

He liked Ice Cream before it was cool

Skeleton Jokes

Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

How many bones are there in a graveyard?

Why are Skeleton's so calm?

Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Why is the ulna the second funniest bone in our skeleton?

What is skeleton?

How do skeletons make a baby?

What do you call a skeleton who just had anesthesia?

What instrument do skeletons play?

How does a skeleton solve a problem?

How do skeletons reproduce?

Why do skeletons have so many kids?

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?

What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

How attractive are skeletons?

Why did the skeleton go alone to prom?

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

Why don't skeletons get sick?

Why did the skeleton leave the party?

How do skeletons greet each other?

Why couldn't the skeleton add 1 + 1?

What's the difference between a racist person and a racist skeleton?

Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Why didn't the skeleton make a good lawyer?

How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

Why didn't the skeleton go for the halloween party ?

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

How does a skeleton call her friends?

How much does a dead elephant weigh?

Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

What kind of skeleton are you?

Why was the skeleton alone at prom?

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

How do skeletons communicate?

Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

What'll it be, mister?

How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

What trees do skeletons like?

What do you call a skeleton in fancy attire?

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?

How do skeletons kiss?

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

What did the fish skeleton say?

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Why didn't the skeleton go to homecoming?

Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Why are skeletons so calm?

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Why didn't the skeleton go for prom?

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What does a skeleton use to carry his bones?

What drives you?

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