Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.

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How did the hermit pay for his home?

A: Alone.

What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition?

Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll

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Why did the skeleton go alone to prom?

Because he had to go with.

Why didn't the skeleton go for prom?

Because it had nobody.

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Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.

Who is in cowboy films and is always broke?

Skint Eastwood.