Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's the difference between a chick pea and potato?

I've never paid $50 to have a potato on my face.

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

Skint Jokes More Skint Jokes

Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.

Who is in cowboy films and is always broke?

Skint Eastwood.