Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.

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What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

When should you charge a battery?

A: When you can't pay cash.

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Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body

Why couldn't the skeleton add 1 + 1?

Because he doesn't have a brain

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Who is in cowboy films and is always broke?

Skint Eastwood.

Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.