Who's in charge of all the liquid measurements?

The liter.

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What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."

Why is Xena never charged with any crime?

Because she's Lucy Lawless

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What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter."

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.