Who's in charge of all the liquid measurements?

The liter.

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Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

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Who's in charge of all the liquid measurements?

The liter.

Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.