What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How is a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them.

What do you call a mexican on amphetamines?

Speedy Gonzales.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

Mitochondria Jokes More Mitochondria Jokes

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

Mexican Border Jokes More Mexican Border Jokes

What do you call a street on the Mexican border?

Wall Street

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

What do you call a person who wears adult diapers?

Ehh, it depends.

Effect Jokes More Effect Jokes

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.