Mitochondria Jokes

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

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How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

How many non-humorous people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How is that racist?

I said I wasn't racist. You never listen. Typical Mexican.

What does DJ Khaled call his mexican friends?

Another Juan

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many South American people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

How many dragon Ball z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many dragon Ball z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but it'll take at least 6 episodes!

Powerhouse Jokes More Powerhouse Jokes

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

How does a nucleus get out of prison?

Through the cell wall. :D

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

Why was the horse all charged up?

It ate some haywire!

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

How do senior citizens handle indoor skydiving?

Depends

Hows your incontinence?

Depends."

Effect Jokes More Effect Jokes

What do you call a disease that only effects ducks?

A mallard-y

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '