Mitochondria Jokes

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

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How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

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Cell shading.

What is most commonly found in cells?

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They hold a runoff election.

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Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

Why did the guitarist get life in prison?

He fingered a minor.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call four Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

quattro sink-o

What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.

Mexican Border Jokes More Mexican Border Jokes

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

What's the first place Dora explored?

The mexican border.

Effect Jokes More Effect Jokes

What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

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What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

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