What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

What do you call a disease that only effects ducks?

A mallard-y

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Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

a Snapping Turtle

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Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction

Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.