What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction

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What do you call a disease that only effects ducks?

A mallard-y

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

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What do you call a turtle with a hard on?

A slow poke.

What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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What do ya call it when a lizard goes completely limp?

A reptile-dysfunction.

What do you say to a man with a broken lizard?

Sorry about your reptile dysfunction.