What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction

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When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

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What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

Why are turtles dangerous in China ?

Because they can turtle you.

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Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.