27+ Funny Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

Why did the iguana get a prescription for viagra?

For his reptile dysfunction.

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What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.

What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction

What do ya call it when a lizard goes completely limp?

A reptile-dysfunction.

Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!

Why was the lizard's wife unsatisfied?

Her hubby had a reptile dysfunction.

Why was the lizard upset with her husband?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction. ... Okay bye now

Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

Why did the T-Rex go extinct?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction

What do you call an impotent lizard?

A reptile dysfunction

Why was the snake soft?

He had reptile dysfunction.

What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?

He has a reptile dysfunction.

What do you say to a man with a broken lizard?

Sorry about your reptile dysfunction.

What do you call a lizard that doesn't work?

A reptile dysfunction.

Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

What do you call a broken snake?

A reptile dysfunction.

Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

Why did the lizard use viagra?

He had a reptile dysfunction! Credit goes to Gilbert Gottfried

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What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.