What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

How many feminists you need to change a lamp?

That's not funny..."

Chameleon Jokes More Chameleon Jokes

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

Why was the lizard's wife unsatisfied?

Her hubby had a reptile dysfunction.

Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!