What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb ?

You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.

How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

Chameleon Jokes More Chameleon Jokes

What does a chameleon that can't change color suffer from?

Reptile disfunction

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?

He has a reptile dysfunction.