Chameleon Jokes

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

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What does a chameleon that can't change color suffer from?

Reptile disfunction

What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?

Ereptile dysfunction

What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.

Why wasn't Boy George any good at English?

because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.

What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?

He has a reptile dysfunction.

What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ?

A chameleon on a tartan rug !

Why are Chameleons surprisingly good at flying?

Because they are always in duh skies

What does it mean when a chameleon cant change color?

Reptile - disfunction

How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

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What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?

Depreciation.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How do you keep a idiot occupied?

I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.

What did one stoplight say to the other stoplight?

Don't look! I'm changing!

Reptile Disfunction Jokes More Reptile Disfunction Jokes

What does it mean when a chameleon cant change color?

Reptile - disfunction

What is it called when a turtle is mentally retarded?

What is it called when a turtle is mentally retarded? Reptile disfunction. .

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What do you say to a man with a broken lizard?

Sorry about your reptile dysfunction.

What do you call a broken snake?

A reptile dysfunction.

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How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

What do you call a Hindu lizard?

A karma chameleon

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why didn't the paraplegic look in the mirror?

He couldn't stand to see himself like that.

How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb?

None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.

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Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone"

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What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Sorry if you've heard this) Christopher Walken

Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.