Chameleon Jokes

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

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What does a chameleon that can't change color suffer from?

Reptile disfunction

What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?

Ereptile dysfunction

What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.

Why wasn't Boy George any good at English?

because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.

What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?

He has a reptile dysfunction.

What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ?

A chameleon on a tartan rug !

Why are Chameleons surprisingly good at flying?

Because they are always in duh skies

What does it mean when a chameleon cant change color?

Reptile - disfunction

How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

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A reptile dysfunction.

Why did the T-Rex go extinct?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

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What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

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Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.

Why do Hutterites children pretend to be pirates?

Because they ARRRRRRR retarded

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Which government organization is involved with protecting Area 51?

The C.I.ayy

What would a scandal involving Microsoft be called?

Gatesgate.

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Why is reddit so liberal?

Because upvotes are to the left

What did the redditor say to the repost?

Upvote!

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Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

A: It was closed.

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

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Why are people in wheelchairs always getting taken advantage of?

Because they're easy to push around and never stand up for themselves

How can you always be such a happy person?

I never argue with people. - That's impossible! - You're right! That's impossible.