Why are Chameleons surprisingly good at flying?

Because they are always in duh skies

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Why ya going to the airport?

Why ya going to the airport? Flying Somewhere?" : "How'd you guess?" : "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?" : "Aspen." : "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

Why does wonder woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

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Why wasn't Boy George any good at English?

because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.