What's the difference between a taliban outpost and an Afghani Elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.

What's the difference between a contradiction and a punchline?

There's no punchline for this joke.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Where is the English Channel?

Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call bagels that can fly?

Plane" Bagels!... I'll show myself out...

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck. I'm sorry.

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.

What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

Taliban Jokes More Taliban Jokes

What's the most important part of a Taliban joke?

The execution!

Why are there no Televisions in Afganistan?

Because of the taliban