What's the difference between a taliban outpost and an Afghani Elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones

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What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

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How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

How many Vietnam War Veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?

You don't know man, you weren't there!

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Because it's too far to walk.

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What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

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What's the difference between a taliban outpost and an Afghani Elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones

Why are there no Televisions in Afganistan?

Because of the taliban