Why don't sea-gulls fly over bays?

Because then they would be bay-gulls.

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Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, how did they get in there anyway?

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Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

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What kind of seagull flies over a bay?

A Bay-gull

Why don't sea-gulls fly over bays?

Because then they would be bay-gulls.