Why don't sea-gulls fly over bays?

Because then they would be bay-gulls.

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What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

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Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D

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What kind of seagull flies over a bay?

A Bay-gull

Why don't sea-gulls fly over bays?

Because then they would be bay-gulls.