What kind of bird flies around bays?

Bagles

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Why don't you shoo those flies?

Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

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How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

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What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.

What kind of STD does a bird get?

Chirpies. :-)

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Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!