What kind of STD does a bird get?

Chirpies. :-)

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What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

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What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow?

Abandonment.

What kind of tree has the best bark?

A dogwood

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What's the difference between a clever midget and an STD?

One is a cunning runt.

What STD can you catch from Mayor McCheese?

None, but you can get food poisoning.

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What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!

What kind of STD does a bird get?

Chirpies. :-)