What kind of STD does a bird get?

Chirpies. :-)

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How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A: A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

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What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin I'll see myself out now...thank you

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What do you call an STD for homeless people?

Hermit Crabs

What STD can you catch from Mayor McCheese?

None, but you can get food poisoning.

Chirpie Jokes More Chirpie Jokes

What kind of STD does a bird get?

Chirpies. :-)

What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!