What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!

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What do you call a religious owl?

A bird of pray.

What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

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How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

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What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!

What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.

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What kind of STD does a bird get?

Chirpies. :-)

What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!