What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!

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What do you call a bird born in the 90s?

A millennial falcon.

Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.

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Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

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What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.

What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

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What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!

What kind of STD does a bird get?

Chirpies. :-)