What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!

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What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

What do you call a bird that has been molested?

Rustled Crow

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Why did the capacitor kiss the diode?

He just couldn't resistor.......

Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

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What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

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What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!

What kind of STD does a bird get?

Chirpies. :-)