What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!

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Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

What do birds order when they go to Starbucks?

Flappaccinos.

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What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

How do birds kiss?

They give a peck to the cheek.

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What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

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What kind of STD does a bird get?

Chirpies. :-)

What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!