What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!

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What does a Bird and a fridge have in common?

They Can Both fly except the fridge.

Why did the bird get a ticket?

A: It broke the law of gravity!

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What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

Canarial Disease Jokes More Canarial Disease Jokes

What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!

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What kind of STD does a bird get?

Chirpies. :-)

What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!