What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!

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What is it called when two birds kiss?

A Peck.

How do birds kiss?

They give a peck to the cheek.

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What's the difference between a French kiss and an Australian kiss?

They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

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What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!

What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.

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What kind of STD does a bird get?

Chirpies. :-)

What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!