Why don't Germans compete in marathons?

They have a sad history of not finishing off races.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

Who picks up the tab?

The German.

Why does everyone hate German sausage jokes?

Because they're the wurst.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

Why can't blondes finish software updates?

They can never find the "any" key.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!

Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet?

He's just Biden his time.

Compete Jokes More Compete Jokes

What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

What is the only olympic sport that mexicans can compete in?

Bordercross

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.