Why don't Germans compete in marathons?

They have a sad history of not finishing off races.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

How do you make a German cry?

Show them their gas bill

How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright."

Compete Jokes More Compete Jokes

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists?

The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.