Why don't Germans compete in marathons?

They have a sad history of not finishing off races.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

How do you say constipated in german?

Farhfrumpoopin'.

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

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Why are germans so bad at marathons?

Because they cant finish a race.

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

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What is the only olympic sport that mexicans can compete in?

Bordercross

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

What do your mother and a marathon have in common?

They are both doable as long as you don't mind following a bunch of black guys.

Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon?

He was running a little behind