Why don't Germans compete in marathons?

They have a sad history of not finishing off races.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What does a German say at a Dude Ranch?

AUDI.

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

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What was Mark Hamill's reaction when he finished reading The Force Awakens script?

Speechless

How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

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Why don't Germans compete in marathons?

They have a sad history of not finishing off races.

What race is the author of Charlotte's Web?

E B White

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How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

Why don't Germans compete in marathons?

They have a sad history of not finishing off races.

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end