Why don't Germans compete in marathons?

They have a sad history of not finishing off races.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call a German who is up themselves?

A deutsche-bag

What's worse than being German on D-Day?

Being single on V-Day.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why do black people always finish first in a running race?

There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.

What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.

How many black men does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

Just 1 because we are all equal and race has no impact.

Compete Jokes More Compete Jokes

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.