How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

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How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch?

Don't worry, they will tell you.

How do you make an internet addict wait?

I'll tell you later.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why should you never run in front of a bus?

You will get tired.

What tick likes to run?

Politicks

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Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

What do you call a pun in a marathon?

A running joke

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.