How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing "

How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed?

Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!

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What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone?

You get a tizzy signal!

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Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground?

No depth perception.

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

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What did Bobby Mcferrin say to his beer?

Don't worry, be hoppy :)

What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?

Michael Jackson

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Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists?

The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.