How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

What's that over there?

I don't know but I just got a raging clue

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How can you tell the inventor of the toothbrush was from West Virginia?

If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush.

Why do Chinese people sound like lions when you tell them a joke?

Because they ror.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper?

Rage Upon the Latrine

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How do you know when someone is a single mother?

Don't worry! They will tell you!

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon?

He was running a little behind

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!