How many letters can you wear on your feet?

10 E's

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When do elephants have eight feet?

When there are two of them.

Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

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Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

There are 10 types of people in this world...

Those who understand binary and those who don't

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What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.

What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush

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Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing?

MT (empty)

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"