Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out

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What do you call a woman who fell off a cliff?

Eileen Dover...

Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?

It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*

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What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ?

A guard dog !

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How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

How did Chernobyl disaster happen ?

scientist A : Are you sure ? scientist B : Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

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Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out

What did the Ukrainian say to the whiny American?

Crimea River.

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Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out