What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

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What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

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What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?

A flat note.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.