What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

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Where did Sally go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

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What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong?

Give him the biggest bananas.

What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.