Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

because they're still alive.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

How many JokeExplainBots does it take to change a lightbulb?

are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.

What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

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What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

Why do you bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people

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What lives in apples and is an avid reader?

A bookworm !

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

Virginia Jokes More Virginia Jokes

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

What did Virginia get when she walked into the pet shop?

state joke) A New Hampshire