Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

because they're still alive.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

Why Are Germans Buried 20 Feet Underground?

Because deep down they're real nice

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

What do Jesus and a nerd have in common?

Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Virginia Jokes More Virginia Jokes

What did Virginia get when she walked into the pet shop?

state joke) A New Hampshire

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!