Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

because they're still alive.

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What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ?

A laplander !

What do you call a person with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

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How do you want to handle your mother in law?

Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

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Why is Patrick so dumb?

He's living under a rock.

What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

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What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.

What's the difference between Texas and stupid?

Nothing.

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Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

because they're still alive.

What did Virginia get when she walked into the pet shop?

state joke) A New Hampshire