Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

because they're still alive.

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What do you call a person who worships Doritos?

A Chipmonk.

What do you call a person who wears adult diapers?

Ehh, it depends.

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How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

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What's a Chinese fisherman's least favorite part of living in Hollywood?

Pilot season

What do maggots and Alabama fans have in common?

They can both live off a dead bear for years.

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When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

because they're still alive.

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What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

because they're still alive.