Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

because they're still alive.

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What do you call a person with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

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Why was Sir Isaac Newton buried at Westminster Abbey?

Because he was dead.

Where is the best place to hide a body?

Buried in the third page of google search results.

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Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

What do you call Abby who lives in the city?

Downtown Abby

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What's the secret to a long life?

I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"

Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.

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What did Virginia get when she walked into the pet shop?

state joke) A New Hampshire

Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

because they're still alive.